"Josh quotes"

I was speaking of angry poems when i remembered about my poem about the stars. Apparently i was angry at the stars for never showing themselves at night. BUT no one is going to read it because it's weird. BUT you can enjoy these quotes from a 6 year old me.

These are all me:

"Life takes forever to end."

"I like to get chased by dogs with rabies."

"A kitchen is where you kill things and cook them for your nasty humans."

"Doing dishes is my worst enemy."

"I wish I could be dirt so I can be stepped on."

"I'd rather be a piece of paper falling off a skyscraper."

"My friend is dead in the ground right now he's probably really cold right now."

"I went to the airport to go to Kotzebue, I made a mistake and ran over a kangaroo." .......?

"My third brother is dead."

"Don't worry I won't miss you."

"I lived on Earth most of my life."

"My friend James is lame at games because he's gay but he says nay while softo says yes way."



I was a strange little chap when I was 6 years old. I have pages and pages of these little sayings that I found. Most of them are school papers about my family and friends... I don't remember any of this. I seemed like a suicidal 6 year old jerk!

AK state fair

the Alaska state fair happens only once a year. I think..

Usually, every year, the people that make the fair happen have a line-up of old and seasoned bands of all genre's to perform at the fairgrounds in Palmer. Here's a taste of what they've brought to Alaska.

CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Sean Kingston (But he's cool)
Blue October
Uncle Kracker (He's a jerk and coming again this year and me and my friend Dan Kosbruk are going to start a mosh pit in his audience. They will never see it coming.)
and a bunch of other lame old bands that i can't seem to remember. I only went to the fair once for one day...

HERE's the line-up this year

Chevelle (But I'm going to miss them because we get into A-town when they perform in Palmer...)
Craig Morgan
Queensryche (eh)
Foghat
Charlie Daniels
Rat Pack (NOT FRANK SINATRA! just three posers paying tribute to the ACTUAL rat pack of Frank Sinatra, Sammy something and another guy..)
Uncle Kracker
STAIND!
Gabriel Iglesias (He's a comedian he's funny)
OneRepublic
& Colbie Caillat

We are attending Staind, Gabriel, OneRep, and Colbie and a show in Anchorage afterwards... Godsmack. I can't wait to see how James handles a rock concert. My cousin Teddy only puked his face off after a small 10 song set list at Five Finger Death Punch.

I cannot wait. Buuut I'm also excited for fair activities too. Rides and running away from people in suits that are of food or animals. I've never tried that last one, but it sounds fun. And the rides range from roller coaster type rides to the little tea cup contraption. I'm not going to explain because I don't really know how to explain them. I've only went once.

P.S.
I'm also bringing my xbox with me so i can try xbox live with actual high speed internet AND prove to Morgan and Uncle Chris that they are NOT the best ever at call of duty. I'm going to find a match with Japanese people and make them go against Morgan and Uncle. They will not stand a chance. Their fast talking and weird dialects will throw Morgan and uncles game off.

Lil Freezy

This is exactly why he should get signed to a label.

Melody (La La La) - Lil Freezy (Ft. Darius)

That is it.

Jake can tear it up

Jaydon was watching cool youtube videos with me. We were watching videos of people doing drum covers and things along that line. Then I pull up a video and he says, "Josh why is Jake playing those drums?" He thinks this person is Jake.

So here you go. Watch Jakes alternate life form mess things up on the drums. That's a good thing.

P.S.

This guy is awesome I've been watching him for over 3 years on youtube. He sends me tips and drum excercises sometimes. Mainly when I ask. He's 18 now. In this video he was 14. His youtube account is "MetalGrand" Seriously check out his videos they're the best.