Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bucket List #'s 51-75

51-Go from the biggest state in the U.S. to the smallest. Alaska to Rhode Island

52-Survive a car crash. I just feel like I have to experience this

53-Take a freestyle dance class with my cousin Teddy. Don't laugh

54-Buy a HDTV that is over 80 inches. Theres one somewhere I know it

55-Race in a motocross track

56-Meet Oprah and ask her if she can make the video game people finish making Kingdom Hearts 3 on Playstation 3. If anyone can make that happen, it's her

57-Buy a PS3. I've not owned one yet and I've heard that online service is free...

58-Buy a blue mccaw bird

59-Ask out Hayley Williams of Paramore

60-Jump off a cliff and into the ocean

61-Eat a whole pizza with my friend Jake while we skydive. His idea :P

62-First flight available. Travel anywhere the first flight takes me

63-Ride on a train

64-Buy a drum set

65-Meet Criss Angel

66-I want to live in Arizona when I move out of AK... Phoenix perhaps :)

67-Attend a HUGE Halloween party and dress up as the Joker from Batman and someone else can be Harley Quinn, Jokers girlfriend

68-See a fortune teller and find out about my "past life"

69-Have a picnic on the top of a pyramid in Egypt

70-Don't talk for a week. Totally do-able

71-Go to Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory and... Do something crazy

72-Win Stackers. It's an arcade game usually at a wal mart or a movie theatre. Or even an arcade. Look at it on youtube

73-SmashBox 360. Get so frustrated with a game that I rip it from the cords that are plugged into the wall and throw it on the ground multiple times and smash it down with my feet. I've done it with a Guitar Hero guitar, it was glorious.

74-Meet Jackie Chan

75-Meet Jet Li



I don't think I'll stop with these! #'s 76-100 are next.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Bucket List #'s 26-50

26-Visit the Ice Hotel in Anchorage. I've lived in Alaska all my life and I've never been there. I know. Sad

27-Learn to speak Italian

28-Be on the news (CNN, Fox,, etc..)

29-Read a book in one day

30-Learn to use a bow and arrow! I must be dead aim to cross this one out, otherwise, no gold

31-Bury a bottle with a letter in it at a beach. I kindof tweaked the idea of sending a message in a bottle to the ocean

32-I've heard about an underwater hotel? I've gotta check that out

33-Go to Comic-Con. A nerd convention in San Diego I think

34-Go paintballing

35-Fly in a helicopter

36-Stay awake for as long as I could

37-Go on a sleep marathon after I cross out #36 :)

38-Go to the top of the Statue of Liberty in New York. All the way to her crown

39-Learn how to snowboard. Again with me living in Alaska all my life you'd think I'd have learned this already

40-Snowboard down the mountain right outside of where I live. I have the most awesome picture of it, but its on my external hard drive and it would be a pain to find it :( it even has the moon shining on it at night time so you can see the mountain perfectly

41-Meet Shane Dawson

42-Be a vegetarian for a month. I think I can do it...

43-Shop til I Drop. Limitless shopping spree at any mall

44-Try Zorbing

45-Go on a roller coaster. Prefferably the biggest one in the world

46-Hit up Disney Land

47-Walk across the border to Canada, then stand one foot in Alaska and the other in Canada. If it's not legal, I think I can get away with it :)

48-Get a pet fish and name him "Minion." He will travel with me everywhere I go.

49-Hug Colbie Caillat

50-Go bungee diving

I also have a list of things I have already done that aren't mentioned in this list or the first. I'll write about it eventually. Same with bucket list #'s 51-75

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Bucket List #'s 1-25

1-Stage dive. heck yes time for revenge on the person that stage dove right on me at Zombiefist

2-Fly a plane

3-Move out of AK

4-Go to Arizona

5-Go to outer space! Very unlikely but I can dream

6-Tag up a mall with street art. Not graffitti, street art

7-Attend a Justin Bieber concert. I have to see this kid at least once..

8-Write a rap with my cousin Teddy. I already got the invite :P

9-Leave the country

10-Go to Italy. I've heard Christmas time is nice that time of year

11-Street race

12-Meet my favorite people, 36 crazyfists and Hollywood Undead. Eminem is too cool

13-Go skydiving

14-Become famous so I can be rich and keep up with myself when I leave Port Heiden. Everytime I leave for like Anchorage I go broke within 3 days. And thats with $1500+. I want to "Buy all the cool things I've never had."

15-See Bruno Mars. Or even meet him

16-Attend Full Sail University with my sister Amber

17-Take my friend Jake to a rock concert. He has to witness one

18-Push a girls hair behind her ears. Weird? I don't care. It's not like you are normal :P

19-While at Full Sail University (If I go) write music and put it in an album and sell it so I can make money and cross out #14

20-Crowd Surf! I almost forgot

21-Go to a concert outside of the U.S. American crowds suck

22-Buy a freakin nice house in the following places:
Honolulu, Hawaii
Miami, Florida
Phoenix, Arizona
Anchorage, Alaska xD
Los Angeles, California
Tokyo, Japan
somewhere in Texas

23-Buy the most expesive piano in the world

24-Learn how to play it :P and read notes correctly

25-Buy a Raptor 660 or 700. For those of you who are like "josh dinosorez r deid lolz" its an ATV meant for awesomeness.

I think of more as I progress through my life. This is good for now, but I will add on to this post. If that's possible.. Still a bit foggy on the blogging business.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My sincere apologies...

So sorry for the last post. I'd totally wimp out and not be able to pull the trigger if I tried.

I just really dislike the whole concept of school right now. Sure it would be nice to know who fought for our country in world war 1 and 2 and know about that Ghengis Kahn fellow, but my opinion on learning about things that have been done in the past is that it is the past and it wouldn't help towards my education to know who invented a freakin helicopter. Or dental floss. We should learn about Star Wars and the magical world of Harry Potter and do the things they do in X-Men for P.E. What is it again? Where the professor would simulate an actual fight in a huge room and the participants would have to endure it? Ah yes. The Danger Room. Because you can actually get hurt or even die in there. At least it's something fun and exhilerating! Besides the grueling hours we spend in that torture chamber of a classroom.

I'm not even going to start on math. No words can describe the pure hatred I have for that joke of a subject.

I realized what I said in my last post about me wanting to find out where that rapper, 50 Cent, got shot (in the temple of his head, through the cheek and twice in his back) and shoot myself in those spots, was a little too graphic and harsh. But incase you're wondering, why in those spots? Because I don't want to die. He got shot in those spots (and more) and he is still alive today. I just want to not worry about school. Even though as soon as I would recover from the wounds, Math and the entire school subject neighborhood would be waiting for me like we're at a freakin airport.

"heeeey jossh. i misssed youuuuuu. coomme oveeeer heeeere. i haave somme woooork for yoooou. youur miiiine foorevverrrr. i'll neever leeave youuuuu josssh. i looooove yoouuu jooshhh"

Say that in your head with a touch of persuasion and a milk jug of creepiness.

I want to be done with school so badly. But then I'd have another one to deal with. If I even go to college at Full Sail University. But that sounds way more fun than going to school in Meshik. More people. More socializing. And more fun. Sure the work will be there, but I'd be in a different place than Meshik.

P.S.
Dear Math:
Walk off a cliff the size of Mt. Olympus and break your face on the hard ground and fall into the hottest part of Hell and land on barbed wire dipped in lemon juice laced with acid and have Satan spit on you for eternity.

Don't love me.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Broken, Beat and Sore

Is the name "Godsmack" offensive? Anyways...

(This is a short post)

Less than an hour ago, I was in the Sullivan Arena attending the Godsmack concert. Let me tell you this, that was the best concert I've ever been to since Korn played at the Denai'na Center in March of 2010! I'm dead serious.

The opening band was a local band from here in Alaska. They are called Wichita Shadows. After they did their 45 minutes on stage, the singer walked across the front row and handed out the paper with the songs they played. And my awesome bro grabbed one from him and gave it to me. And I shook his hand and the bassists hand. Then 30 minutes later, Godsmack walked on the stage and surprised us (the very rowdy and energetic crowd) because they were scheduled to play 10 minutes before they did.

They played all the songs I liked. Legit.

I sang along to all of them. Legit.

The mosh pit at the end of the concert had to have been the most deadly one ever. Legit

The crowd I was in was amazingly active and cooperative. Legit.

My cousin Teddy came with us and had as much fun as I did because he has a love for mosh pits and rock concerts. Legit.

There was a girl there with light blue hair that was amazingly pretty with a short skirt and white dress shirt that was torn. I told her that I loved her hair and she replied "Aww thanks" in her sweet voice. I got another free hug. Legit.

I am going to be very sore tomorrow. Suck.

I saw Nikki Stringfield... No words can describe that feeling.

I'm ready to go home now.

Monday, September 5, 2011

The Fair

Me and my bros are in Anchorage and luckily there wasn't a creepy looking gent chillin' out in the lobby as we checked in to our hotel.

The fair is over now. Colbie Caillat was the last act for the AK state fairs 2011 AT & T concert series and she was amazing. So was Staind, Gabriel Iglesias and OneRepublic. We did so many small things like won a few games and tried out the rides (including the ejection seat.) We won a ginormous stuffed dog from popping 300+ balloons by throwing darts at them. And I got to carry the very large stuffed dog around the fair all day. Did I mention of the 8 hours we were there we won the pooch the first 20 minutes we were there? Carrying a dog that big filled with cotton can be tiring. But I got a lot of offers that I had to turn down because it was me, James, Softo, Morgan and Dan that won the dog. We won it together.

Stranger-"hey how much do you want for the dog?

Me-"$600"

*Guy gets out his wallet*

Morgan-"Josh! C'mon!"

Me-"dangit..."

Enough of the stories of the festivities. I want to talk about the concerts!

First we (Me Softo James Dan Morgan and Uncle Chris) went to Staind. It was a good concert but uncle got us general admission tickets and that means we have to sit in the back on an elevated piece of land. I will tell you a story about this ticket business after.

So Staind was nothing big to talk about, but Gabriel Iglesias was hilarious as expected. During the wait for him to get on the stage, and as we were hogging the front of the general admission floor, this girl behind us started chanting at the top of her lungs "SIT DOWN WE CAN'T SEE! CAN YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN?!" It was then that I noticed that everyone in the front row of the general admission floor was standing up and blocking the very upset tardy party goers view of what we were joyfully taking in. I was going to sit down but Dan didn't want too. And from the looks of it, no one in the front wanted too either. FYI everyone in the back was sitting down. If they were smart they would stand up and notice that there is nothing to be excited about. I thought to myself. But I guess general admission people HAVE to sit down through the show. And after I finally decided to sit down and be a law abiding citizen, I hear the ENTIRE back row cheer and shout "WOOOOOOOO!" as me Dan and Softo sat down. Oh how I wanted to stand back up and stand on the elevated rail and just laugh...

OneRepublic was the best one performance wise. We got reserved tickets because uncle decided to get reserved tickets to only one concert and not even watch the entire thing. We might as well have got reserved tickets to Colbie Caillat (which i thought we did because we got reserved tickets to OneRepublic) I was very mad at my uncle. Who ditches a concert that they paid extra money for? C'mon uncle... Anyway, the singer was very attentive to the crowd. I think he was drunk, yet he sang awesomely.

Colbie. Oh Colbie. I really really regret not calling the guy that was selling reserved tickets to your show back because we were rushing to your concert all the way in Palmer. She was amazing. Even from the very very back.

This is pretty much it from our fair experience.. I thought I would have more to share, but I guess this is it.

P.S.
Little children at a OneRepublic concert or any concert have the advantage to deal an agonizing blow to the shin as you try to cut in front of their mother. The bruise is still there...