if i were a rockstar...

This is going to be my favorite post to look at. Ever.

If Josh was a Rockstar.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd be rich and famous.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take his bros across the U.S. going state to state staying in hotels and staying up all night playing xbox. The ULTIMATE vacation.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd live in a freakin' sweet house located in the (I can't remember where again, but i have a post about it that you can look at:))

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd play guitar and/or drums onstage while touring with his almighty band.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd crowd surf and stage dive.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd totally call Justin Bieber to see if he's cool enough to hang out with him and try not to act like an idiot make a call to see if Justin Bieber will collaborate with him.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his dad a nice, sick-nasty boat to go fishing with over the summer. Josh needs a summer job while he's relaxing and decompressing from the long and glorious tour!! I know theres none of that when I'm fishing but sitll..

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his mom a nice huge house in like California or someplace. JOSH NEEDS A BACK-UP HOME TO STAY AT WHEN HE GETS KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL FOR DOING SOME CLASSIC JUVENILE BEHAVIOUR WHILE VACATIONING WITH HIS BROS!! DUH!!!

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd fly to London/anywhere out of U.S. and go explore what other countries have to offer.

If Josh was a rockstar, he's have the money to travel to places to visit his friends outside of Alaska.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd get together with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage and convince them to take John Travolta's private jet to PTH. Josh needs to keep up on some promises...

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take a surf board with him on the tour bus and have the driver SLAM ON THE BRAKES AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT while Josh was on the surf board at the back of the bus and whoosh..... Josh flies to the front of the bus with a surf board.

Come on, that last one sounds like it would be mega fun and you know it :)

Hopefully I won't fly out of the windshield...

So there it is my friends,

The true destiny of Josh's holy existence.

HA!

I wish.

but never say never :)

(Insert informal titles here)

Informal title: What I've been jamming to.

Formal title: What I've been listening to.

1. Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold

2. A Little Piece of Heaven -  A7X (Avenged Sevenfold)

3. What the Hell - Avril Lavigne. What can I say.

4. Natives - blink-182

5. I Miss You - blink-182

6. Eenie Meenie - Justin Bieber

7. Up - Justin Bieber

8. Somebody to Love - Justin Bieber

9. You Only Live Once - Suicide Silence

10. Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy & Sammie

11. Yamaha Mama - Soulja Boy & Sean Kingston

12. Every single song Coldplay has released.

13. Know Your Enemy - Green Day

14. 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day

15. We Found Love (Ft. Calvin Harris) - Rihanna

16. She's So Fly - Nelly & T.I.

Like I've said in one of my previous posts, I have an irregular taste with the varieties of music I listen to. As you can see with the Justin Bieber and Suicide Silence. Or A7X and Rihanna.

:D

P.S.

Yes. Pink.

my christmas wishlist

I reeeeeeeally want what I am about to name on this list, no joke. Don't mind the absurdity of this list I know that most of it is not going to happen but I'm just throwing these out there.

A snow machine

A blu ray dvd player

A MO-KAI (motorized kayak :D)

A 'deadmau5' mask with glowing eyes and remote controlled ears and air system

An iPhone 4S (yeah I still never got an iPhone..)

A black and yellow macbook pro

Another Angry Birds mask

A telescope (hehe still never got one :P)

A house (read my last post)

A drum set

Another guitar

A snuggie for myself

A BB gun prefferably an automatic such as an AK-40 frickin' 7

A paintball gun

Multiple jars of BB's and paintballs

Spray paint for some artsy images on the ground or the side of an abandoned house

The easy button from the Staple's commercial

8 minutes of Zero Gravity (you can buy 8 minutes of Zero Gravity for $5000. And float around in a frickin' space shuttle. For 8 frickin' minutes.)

Every single mask that the band Slipknot has (If anyone is generous enough to get these for me it would make me love you forever if you got the originals :))

Anything from Hot Topic that "isn't" on the display/not on sale

Tickets to blink-182's next concert

Tickets to Hawaii

My two front teeth (i had to :P)

Tickets to the Super Bowl

A bass amp

Another (better) guitar amp(s)

Drum mics

Boss Distortion pedal

Boss Phaser pedal

Boss Delay pedal

MORE TIME FOR THINKING!!

.............

A jet ski

A pair of night vision goggles

A "like/dislike" stamp

A pedal bike

All seasons of Spongebob

An awesome keyboard that can hook up to my computer

Surround sound system for my room

A PS3 (kinda ties in with a blu ray player.. oh well)

A beat pad (beat maker) like my cousin Teddy has

All the things I'd need to make the beat pad work

A freakin' sweet camera that also takes 1080p HD video and can shoot well in artificial light and sunlight

Final Cut Studio

The mouse mask from My Chemical Romance's video "Na Na Na"

Purple guitar strings

An alarm clock that makes another noise other than "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

And last but certainly not least...

The couch at all the Zumiez stores.

I hope I at least get a small fraction of some of these. My life would be at an all time high on its AWESOMENESS!! Basically at least one of these things would be awesome and mean the world to me.

Thanks for reading!