if i were a rockstar...

This is going to be my favorite post to look at. Ever.

If Josh was a Rockstar.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd be rich and famous.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take his bros across the U.S. going state to state staying in hotels and staying up all night playing xbox. The ULTIMATE vacation.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd live in a freakin' sweet house located in the (I can't remember where again, but i have a post about it that you can look at:))

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd play guitar and/or drums onstage while touring with his almighty band.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd crowd surf and stage dive.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd totally call Justin Bieber to see if he's cool enough to hang out with him and try not to act like an idiot make a call to see if Justin Bieber will collaborate with him.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his dad a nice, sick-nasty boat to go fishing with over the summer. Josh needs a summer job while he's relaxing and decompressing from the long and glorious tour!! I know theres none of that when I'm fishing but sitll..

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his mom a nice huge house in like California or someplace. JOSH NEEDS A BACK-UP HOME TO STAY AT WHEN HE GETS KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL FOR DOING SOME CLASSIC JUVENILE BEHAVIOUR WHILE VACATIONING WITH HIS BROS!! DUH!!!

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd fly to London/anywhere out of U.S. and go explore what other countries have to offer.

If Josh was a rockstar, he's have the money to travel to places to visit his friends outside of Alaska.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd get together with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage and convince them to take John Travolta's private jet to PTH. Josh needs to keep up on some promises...

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take a surf board with him on the tour bus and have the driver SLAM ON THE BRAKES AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT while Josh was on the surf board at the back of the bus and whoosh..... Josh flies to the front of the bus with a surf board.

Come on, that last one sounds like it would be mega fun and you know it :)

Hopefully I won't fly out of the windshield...

So there it is my friends,

The true destiny of Josh's holy existence.

HA!

I wish.

but never say never :)