Cure My Tragedy

Last night was a terrible night for Peter, Jake, Kim, and Danielle. Their team leader in a mischievious game of hide and seek at 2 am in the morning, has broke his ankle. Or sprained really really badly. Here's how it all went down...

Peter was whining because he didn't want to be it alone. He didn't want to be it at all. But we made him be it anyways. So he decides to be big dummy and count to 10. But I was close to a very shadowy, dark area by Linda's house. I hide there. My choice was wise, as I was the last one that they were seeking. I eventually exposed my position and decided to jump into the light. Wrong choice. I jumped and my ankle landed sideways on a pile of 2 by 4's and I fell to my death. It really seemed like it anyways.

I roll onto my back and say, "greeeeeat.." I don't know why I didn't say something more related to the situation like, "OMG MY FOOT I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE SAVE ME NOW!!" But I get up and I hear 3 clicks in my ankle. And that's when it started hurting.

So I go inside limping and mom says, "What happened to you?" Then I tell her.

Now I am sitting on my bed blogging about last nights predicament. My ankle still clicks when I move it and it is painful. Yes it's swollen. I am in pain and it sucks.

P.S.
Cross your fingers for me to be sent out on a plane to get it checked and that every room in the hospital in Dillingham to be full and in use for a very long time so that I may be sent to Anchorage to attend the hospital there and be able to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Thanks.

HAHA!!

This wall post was the high point of my day. You may have to narrow your eyes and put your face closer to your internet device, this is as big as I can get it.

Collin, Collin, oh Collin... You've never changed :)

The City Ignites

It's a midnight swim

Where it is late and the air is all clear

And I remember that evening

You on the floor

I was attached to the ceiling

Look behind the glass in your mouth

These words I am due for

The sun will set tonight under the lonely dreamers

Only to rise again so we can start it over

We'll start it again

And you were right

When you whispered in my ear

And it all became so clear

It's gonna be alright

Everything will be alright

Even if the city ignites

Now to 

Get back to

The home where theres windows

As large as the city below

That poetic piece was written by Brock Lindow, the lead singer of 36 Crazyfists. I have yet to hear them perform that song live. But there are two versions to this song. This song is called "Midnight Swim." The acoustic version is my favorite. The acoustic version is called "The City Ignites."

This is "The City Ignites"

This is "Midnight Swim"

Midnight Swim is actually pretty listenable after you get past Brock's terydactyl screams in the first 20 seconds.

I like both of them. The City Ignites is a little more better I think. Mainly because it doesn't have any mad screaming and it's an acoustic version.

I thought I'd share these two songs on here.

A Movie

For almost half a year, me and my friend Peter have been working on this movie entitled, "The Most Interesting Christensen in the World." The official title is being re-determined, as many other "Christensen's" claimed to have claimed that title already. It has caused a bit of a conundrum in Peter's life. Let me spoil a little bit of one scene for you.

In this scene, which is taking place at Antarctica, Peter creates fire. If you've seen the movie trailer on my facebook page, you'd know that Peter/The Most Interesting Christensen in the World can create fire from nothing. But anyway, after Peter creates the fire, he adds a little surprise to the fire... It's not anything flammable like gasoline or anything like that, but it is still pretty amazing if I say so myself.

But lately we haven't been putting our attention to making the movie. We have more important stuff to be doing. And plus we are running out of ideas. If I were able to show you SOME of the stuff he is doing, you'd think I wake up every morning and feed him a peyote sandwich before we film. I would show you the movie poster, but for some reason, my internet will quit "unexpectedly" and not upload the poster. Of all days it could have acted stupid it picks today! This is non-relevant, but I ordered a white iPhone 4 and I NEED the internet to contact the dude that sold it to me and tell him my address.

Also this little "movie" project can also be aired on the TV show "Worlds Dumbest Daredevils 7." Yeah. He is doing some terribly stupid stuff, and I'm just along for the oppurtunity of being there when it happened. I drew the line on dangerous stunts and he crosses it almost everytime. But of course there is a beginning, middle, and end with a story and a conflict. I mean who would want to just watch Peter do dumb stuff that is kind of dangerous on camera?

P.S.
You may be asking yourself, "Josh, what heck what is Peter doing in Antarctica creating fire from nothing and disturbing the deafening peace that Antarctica beholds?"

Well what a simple question to answer...

He told me NOT to upload anything more than the trailer (which is located on my facebook page.) And here I was trying to upload the poster and a clip from the movie to this blog and what happens? The internet just quits out of the blue in this fine Alaska weather we are having. There is only one explanation...

He really is the most interesting Christensen in the world with his divine powers to shut down my internet while I try to undermine his authority of barking orders. His word is final when it comes to the internet.

My Undead Friends

Today was the deadline for Hollywood Undead's video contest thing. Oh well.

Since this is my 10th blog post, I thought I should explain a little about my blog title, Everywhere I Go.

The name just came to me the night I made my blog. I am very rententive. Sometimes. But this is also a song title from the 6 people that are known as, Hollywood Undead. It's not a very nice song either. Check it out. This is a live video. So of course it's a wii bit naughty.

The 6 members were
1. Charlie Scene
2. Da Kurlzz
3. Johnny 3 Tears
4. Funny Man
5. J-Dog
6. Deuce (The band voted him out because of his voice.)

I don't think it's necessary to list the members, but some of the names are awesome. Da Kurlzz. Haha.

Yes, Everywhere I Go (song) is all about drinking and partying and one night stands. Inappropriate. There will be no such thing found on this blog. Just this one video from this one post.

Also, Funny Man really reminds me of my friend Peter.

Funny Man noted in the HU dvd that he got his nickname "Funny Man" because he is NOT funny. Like Peter. But in a way, Peter is funny. Maybe because he's one of those people that are around when something funny/awesome happens. Here's a scenario for you. Me and my bros and friends are hanging out having a fun time. Then Peter will say something and ruin the moment but we all start laughing anyway because he is trying to be funny. So, he is funny because he isn't. Yeah you can re-read that as much as you want.

Morgan is totally Da Kurlzz

Softo is a little horn dog like Charlie Scene (HAHAHAHA!!)

James is a Deuce

And Josh is awesome like Johnny 3 Tears.

Who wants to be J-Dog?

A Futile Confession

Ok. I am probably going to make some of my metal head friends a bit disappointed in me. This post is about someone famous, and how I never gave that person a chance. Let me say this right now. James and Softo, I am truly sorry for darn near tearing you apart everytime you put him on...

Justin Bieber.

It all started when I showed Softo this Bieber kid on itunes. He agreed he looked like a "Baby" when his first single came out. I didn't pay much attention to this. Honestly, at the time, he looked a wii but annoying. So I didn't bother to check it out. This was about 4 years or so ago. I think. I'm not sure. But in between now and back then, obviously he became famous for that song. The reason I had a problem with him has yet to come undone to me. It's most definately not because he's famous and is rich and a bunch of people like him. Get this through your head now. That is not the reason. I've been told many times that that is the reason why I disliked him. But it was far more than jealousy. Someone I DO have a problem with is Lil Wayne. His speaking ability to me is annoying. His music is all the same to me. Cheesy metaphors and peeing on stuff. Music is far more than that in my opinion, but hey, who am I to criticize him and tell you what music is supposed to be and how it's supposed to sound? I don't care for him. He can "Pick the world up and drop it" on his own head.

Return to now, July 21st 2011. I watched some of Justin's music videos with Sean Kingston (Old favorite artist of mine) and Ludacris (...eh.) His voice I once knew as anoyyingly high pitched, came back to me as a sparkling cocktail made of sugar spice and everything nice. His voice eerily pushes its way in my brain. In a way, I enjoy it. It's scary. To me anyways. Maybe because this is new to me and I listen to crap like this... (This may committ to the 3rd to last sentence in the last paragraph.)

Just watch it. It's 33 seconds of headache. Just do it for the sake of being able to say "I listened to 33 seconds of Slipknot. I'm cool"

Anyways, back to JB. I've come to realize that I have never gave Biebs a chance to mezmerize me with his music. I think it's because Softo and/or James used to use it to annoy me purposely at the most terrible times. I don't like to be annoyed. So I would violently change the song. I've never pressed a "skip" button with such force before in my life until JB was used to annoy me. But now that I've listened to "Eenie Meenie" and "Baby," I think I may have been wrong about JB the whole time. He is not "not talented" or "annoying" as I called him once before. I seen a video of him playing the drums. He was tearing. It. Up. And plus he can dance a little bit. Or a lot. I don't know. I never really checked up on that. Not very interesting to me. But not just anyone can step like this. (I guess he can sing too..)

Softo showed me this video. Jaden Smith is awesome! Will Smith looks so proud when Jaden flys up outta nowhere and starts singing with JB. I THINK Justin dances in this one. My youtube is being weird so I can't watch it and see if it's the right video.

I want to keep this post as short and as less embarrassing as possible, So I'll sum it up now. I do not have Bieber fever. I have just realized that I have been criticizing someone that I never gave a chance. Not that my input matters, but it is kind of relieving to get this off my chest. Justin Bieber was like 16 or something when he scored a record deal and now he is living his life the way he wants to. In other words, he is doing what he loves doing as a career.

And I admire that.

P.S.
I don't listen to just metal. Fyi. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN I DON'T THINK JUSTIN STILL LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!

Left: Dani Shay. Female
Right: Justin Bieber

Dani is older than Justin. This means that sweet little Justin was born after Dani "Pretty eyes" Shay was born. Therefore meaning that Justin Bieber officially looks like a girl. Not that it's his fault though.

:D

Crazy Idea/A poem for Ben

I have this crazy idea. It involves a few hondas, some friends, and a flip camera. I want to go to the plateau with some of my friends and film a music video for a contest that one of my favorite bands is doing. 

The contest is for their song "My Town" off of their new album. And basically anyone can enter. All they have to do is film themselves and/or some friends lip synching or singing to "My Town" in their own town. And the band will use all footage that is submitted. Oh. The band is Hollywood Undead.

So it is a little explicit. But you're not going to be actually singing. And wouldn't it be cool to be in a famous bands music video? Something to think about.

On to other things, tomorrow will be a year since my close friend Ben passed away. This post was originally going to be about him. It was even half way typed up, but it's too hard for me to share some of my memories with him. And some of the details weren't necessary. But I miss him terribly and I always will. I think I speak for the whole town of Port Heiden when I say that.

My friend you have gone away

To a place with much brighter days

In these eyes a tear finds its way

To the skin and atmosphere where you have once stayed

A stream of memories will flow forever

In my mind and to my heart where you will be forever

If I could trade it all just to have you back

I would do it anyday, then my life woud be back on track

But to my belief you are in a better place

So I will cover our footsteps, no track no trace

All I ask is for you to watch over me

Since you have left from the world you knew formally

I wish I could see you. it's been so long

But for me it feels like the day that never comes

My time is limited so I will end with this,

Benjamin Thomas Beattie, you truly will be missed

I dedicate that fresh piece to Ben. I wrote that because I felt like I just breezed over a topic that matters to me. But I wrote that in like 5 minutes. 

I am back

It's me again I am back in Port Heiden. Not my two brothers or my dad though. They're still waiting for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... They're waiting for the fish that will probably never show up. It is dead there. But that's not the reason I came back.

I don't feel like stating the reason I wussed out and came back early. I kindof missed it here. AND it was super cold in Pilot Point. I swear we had warmer winters. And the sun gave us its light and warmth for 2 of the 19 days I was there. OMG my crewmember is like the incredible hulk he gets mad and grumpy at EVERYTHING! He expects me to be able to understand him when theres a loud boat roaring its melodic engine noise and cutting through the water at full speed. The captain was more mellow than him. Oh if I got a penny for every curse word he shouted it would be way more than my paycheck.

When I got to mi casa I went straight to my room. Mom made my bed for me and cleaned my room. She is the best awesome person ever. I sat on my bed and it was the most gloriest moment since the first time I heard Kings of Leon's "The End." I went from sleeping on a leather matress filled with lint that the captain probably collected from the pockets on a plane to my wonderful bed. And my crewmember and captain had tempurpedic matresses in their bunks. Despite the wicked comfortability of a tempurpedic matresses, they got sore from the matress being too soft. Funny.

I watched so many videos from the past like 4 years on my computer. Softos voice always sounded the same to me until I watched the videos from 2008-2009. He sounded like a squirrel on helium that got neutered. Peter had the bieber fever as well. But James? He has sounded the same for like 5 freakin years! That may also committ to the reason why he looks like he's older than 14. I hope me leaving early didn't alter my percentage/paycheck. But it was ok for me to leave according to the captain. Yay money.

Peter if you read this will you frickin smile in your pictures for once? I went on the computer in the living room and mom showed me a bunch of pictures that YOU took in photo booth and they all literally consist of you staring into the camera lens and frowning with your hair wet. Did you really wet your hair for those grim photos?! And not to mention every photo of you had a black background and all you can see from the brightness of our computer screen is our ginormous TV and pink shelf that mom HAD to have. It's like those creepy spam videos that always say "Stare into his/her eyes for 5 minutes and she will show up in your closet and murder you." My goodness I've never felt the life drain out of me so quick. It doesn't even have to be an ear to ear smile just a little quick puff. I think I speak for everyone that reads this when I show you this video

HAHA I had to incorporate Avril in this post somehow. We've been jamming to her and Rage Against the Machine all summer on the boat. Fun Fun.

P.S.
I'm serious Peter.