A Movie

For almost half a year, me and my friend Peter have been working on this movie entitled, "The Most Interesting Christensen in the World." The official title is being re-determined, as many other "Christensen's" claimed to have claimed that title already. It has caused a bit of a conundrum in Peter's life. Let me spoil a little bit of one scene for you.

In this scene, which is taking place at Antarctica, Peter creates fire. If you've seen the movie trailer on my facebook page, you'd know that Peter/The Most Interesting Christensen in the World can create fire from nothing. But anyway, after Peter creates the fire, he adds a little surprise to the fire... It's not anything flammable like gasoline or anything like that, but it is still pretty amazing if I say so myself.

But lately we haven't been putting our attention to making the movie. We have more important stuff to be doing. And plus we are running out of ideas. If I were able to show you SOME of the stuff he is doing, you'd think I wake up every morning and feed him a peyote sandwich before we film. I would show you the movie poster, but for some reason, my internet will quit "unexpectedly" and not upload the poster. Of all days it could have acted stupid it picks today! This is non-relevant, but I ordered a white iPhone 4 and I NEED the internet to contact the dude that sold it to me and tell him my address.

Also this little "movie" project can also be aired on the TV show "Worlds Dumbest Daredevils 7." Yeah. He is doing some terribly stupid stuff, and I'm just along for the oppurtunity of being there when it happened. I drew the line on dangerous stunts and he crosses it almost everytime. But of course there is a beginning, middle, and end with a story and a conflict. I mean who would want to just watch Peter do dumb stuff that is kind of dangerous on camera?

P.S.
You may be asking yourself, "Josh, what heck what is Peter doing in Antarctica creating fire from nothing and disturbing the deafening peace that Antarctica beholds?"

Well what a simple question to answer...

He told me NOT to upload anything more than the trailer (which is located on my facebook page.) And here I was trying to upload the poster and a clip from the movie to this blog and what happens? The internet just quits out of the blue in this fine Alaska weather we are having. There is only one explanation...

He really is the most interesting Christensen in the world with his divine powers to shut down my internet while I try to undermine his authority of barking orders. His word is final when it comes to the internet.