I am back

It's me again I am back in Port Heiden. Not my two brothers or my dad though. They're still waiting for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... They're waiting for the fish that will probably never show up. It is dead there. But that's not the reason I came back.

I don't feel like stating the reason I wussed out and came back early. I kindof missed it here. AND it was super cold in Pilot Point. I swear we had warmer winters. And the sun gave us its light and warmth for 2 of the 19 days I was there. OMG my crewmember is like the incredible hulk he gets mad and grumpy at EVERYTHING! He expects me to be able to understand him when theres a loud boat roaring its melodic engine noise and cutting through the water at full speed. The captain was more mellow than him. Oh if I got a penny for every curse word he shouted it would be way more than my paycheck.

When I got to mi casa I went straight to my room. Mom made my bed for me and cleaned my room. She is the best awesome person ever. I sat on my bed and it was the most gloriest moment since the first time I heard Kings of Leon's "The End." I went from sleeping on a leather matress filled with lint that the captain probably collected from the pockets on a plane to my wonderful bed. And my crewmember and captain had tempurpedic matresses in their bunks. Despite the wicked comfortability of a tempurpedic matresses, they got sore from the matress being too soft. Funny.

I watched so many videos from the past like 4 years on my computer. Softos voice always sounded the same to me until I watched the videos from 2008-2009. He sounded like a squirrel on helium that got neutered. Peter had the bieber fever as well. But James? He has sounded the same for like 5 freakin years! That may also committ to the reason why he looks like he's older than 14. I hope me leaving early didn't alter my percentage/paycheck. But it was ok for me to leave according to the captain. Yay money.

Peter if you read this will you frickin smile in your pictures for once? I went on the computer in the living room and mom showed me a bunch of pictures that YOU took in photo booth and they all literally consist of you staring into the camera lens and frowning with your hair wet. Did you really wet your hair for those grim photos?! And not to mention every photo of you had a black background and all you can see from the brightness of our computer screen is our ginormous TV and pink shelf that mom HAD to have. It's like those creepy spam videos that always say "Stare into his/her eyes for 5 minutes and she will show up in your closet and murder you." My goodness I've never felt the life drain out of me so quick. It doesn't even have to be an ear to ear smile just a little quick puff. I think I speak for everyone that reads this when I show you this video

HAHA I had to incorporate Avril in this post somehow. We've been jamming to her and Rage Against the Machine all summer on the boat. Fun Fun.

P.S.
I'm serious Peter.