if i were a rockstar...

This is going to be my favorite post to look at. Ever.

If Josh was a Rockstar.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd be rich and famous.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take his bros across the U.S. going state to state staying in hotels and staying up all night playing xbox. The ULTIMATE vacation.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd live in a freakin' sweet house located in the (I can't remember where again, but i have a post about it that you can look at:))

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd play guitar and/or drums onstage while touring with his almighty band.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd crowd surf and stage dive.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd totally call Justin Bieber to see if he's cool enough to hang out with him and try not to act like an idiot make a call to see if Justin Bieber will collaborate with him.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his dad a nice, sick-nasty boat to go fishing with over the summer. Josh needs a summer job while he's relaxing and decompressing from the long and glorious tour!! I know theres none of that when I'm fishing but sitll..

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd buy his mom a nice huge house in like California or someplace. JOSH NEEDS A BACK-UP HOME TO STAY AT WHEN HE GETS KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL FOR DOING SOME CLASSIC JUVENILE BEHAVIOUR WHILE VACATIONING WITH HIS BROS!! DUH!!!

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd fly to London/anywhere out of U.S. and go explore what other countries have to offer.

If Josh was a rockstar, he's have the money to travel to places to visit his friends outside of Alaska.

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd get together with John Travolta and Nicholas Cage and convince them to take John Travolta's private jet to PTH. Josh needs to keep up on some promises...

If Josh was a rockstar, he'd take a surf board with him on the tour bus and have the driver SLAM ON THE BRAKES AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT while Josh was on the surf board at the back of the bus and whoosh..... Josh flies to the front of the bus with a surf board.

Come on, that last one sounds like it would be mega fun and you know it :)

Hopefully I won't fly out of the windshield...

So there it is my friends,

The true destiny of Josh's holy existence.

HA!

I wish.

but never say never :)

(Insert informal titles here)

Informal title: What I've been jamming to.

Formal title: What I've been listening to.

1. Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold

2. A Little Piece of Heaven -  A7X (Avenged Sevenfold)

3. What the Hell - Avril Lavigne. What can I say.

4. Natives - blink-182

5. I Miss You - blink-182

6. Eenie Meenie - Justin Bieber

7. Up - Justin Bieber

8. Somebody to Love - Justin Bieber

9. You Only Live Once - Suicide Silence

10. Kiss Me Thru the Phone - Soulja Boy & Sammie

11. Yamaha Mama - Soulja Boy & Sean Kingston

12. Every single song Coldplay has released.

13. Know Your Enemy - Green Day

14. 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day

15. We Found Love (Ft. Calvin Harris) - Rihanna

16. She's So Fly - Nelly & T.I.

Like I've said in one of my previous posts, I have an irregular taste with the varieties of music I listen to. As you can see with the Justin Bieber and Suicide Silence. Or A7X and Rihanna.

:D

P.S.

Yes. Pink.

my christmas wishlist

I reeeeeeeally want what I am about to name on this list, no joke. Don't mind the absurdity of this list I know that most of it is not going to happen but I'm just throwing these out there.

A snow machine

A blu ray dvd player

A MO-KAI (motorized kayak :D)

A 'deadmau5' mask with glowing eyes and remote controlled ears and air system

An iPhone 4S (yeah I still never got an iPhone..)

A black and yellow macbook pro

Another Angry Birds mask

A telescope (hehe still never got one :P)

A house (read my last post)

A drum set

Another guitar

A snuggie for myself

A BB gun prefferably an automatic such as an AK-40 frickin' 7

A paintball gun

Multiple jars of BB's and paintballs

Spray paint for some artsy images on the ground or the side of an abandoned house

The easy button from the Staple's commercial

8 minutes of Zero Gravity (you can buy 8 minutes of Zero Gravity for $5000. And float around in a frickin' space shuttle. For 8 frickin' minutes.)

Every single mask that the band Slipknot has (If anyone is generous enough to get these for me it would make me love you forever if you got the originals :))

Anything from Hot Topic that "isn't" on the display/not on sale

Tickets to blink-182's next concert

Tickets to Hawaii

My two front teeth (i had to :P)

Tickets to the Super Bowl

A bass amp

Another (better) guitar amp(s)

Drum mics

Boss Distortion pedal

Boss Phaser pedal

Boss Delay pedal

MORE TIME FOR THINKING!!

.............

A jet ski

A pair of night vision goggles

A "like/dislike" stamp

A pedal bike

All seasons of Spongebob

An awesome keyboard that can hook up to my computer

Surround sound system for my room

A PS3 (kinda ties in with a blu ray player.. oh well)

A beat pad (beat maker) like my cousin Teddy has

All the things I'd need to make the beat pad work

A freakin' sweet camera that also takes 1080p HD video and can shoot well in artificial light and sunlight

Final Cut Studio

The mouse mask from My Chemical Romance's video "Na Na Na"

Purple guitar strings

An alarm clock that makes another noise other than "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

And last but certainly not least...

The couch at all the Zumiez stores.

I hope I at least get a small fraction of some of these. My life would be at an all time high on its AWESOMENESS!! Basically at least one of these things would be awesome and mean the world to me.

Thanks for reading!

I am going to live in this house one day.

First off,

I skipped school today.

I had a good reason!

Okay maybe not so good.

Alright not good at all.

I woke up at 11:45 am. That's like almost 4 hours late. And I didn't want to be the tardy-party-goer. I hate being that person. I am terribly disappointed in myself. But who likes being disappointed in themselves? I thought it was only natural that I cheer myself up by reading hilarious pages. They made my day a little brighter.

Here's my fave!!

*HEARS GLASS BREAK DOWNSTAIRS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT*

gf: "babe what if its a burglar!? go see who it is!"

bf: "ok!"

*bf grabs the toilet brush*

gf: "what are you gonna do with that? scrub him to death?"

bf: "would you wanna be touched with this thing?"

Ah yes. These kinds of things make my life.

So to clear things up, yes I decided not to go to school today because I'm a stubborn little punk. And yes I'm going to school tomorrow :)

And now on to the real reason you opened this post.

It's wonderful isn't it?

Here comes the rain.

It goes for $57,000,000+

Located on Grand Cayman island, Caribean.

It has a tennis and basketball court, many swimming pools, jaccuzzis, and an underground storage/bath/jaccuzzi as you can see in that last pic.

Being a teenager that's still in high school and has no job, this house is a tad bit out of my price range for a house.

But I can have hopes and dreams still!!

P.S.

I couldn't help it :)

Halloween Experience(s)

You may be asking yourself, how was Josh's halloween in Anchorage? And how was the concert?

My fellow reader/friend, prepare to get your mind guts disemboweled, Let me tell you.

My halloween was spent in Anchorage. It was quite laid back. I painted my face a little, had fun, went to a Holiday (gas station in Alaska only I think..) as the Joker from Batman, and wore an Angry Birds mask in a Fred Meyers. I have pics, I may post some, I may not. But it was a legit halloween.

That so called introduction, you can think of that as the cracking of your skull. Here comes the frantic disembowelment.

The concert is definitely the highlight of this trip. As you may have read in one of my previous blog posts, I mentioned of going to Anchorage for halloween for this concert. And I did.

The morning of the concert was quite a haze. As in I couldn't figure out what I needed or what I needed to do that day before the concert. Anyways, after all that was established, me, my mom, (yeah my mom went to a 36 CF concert. She is cool.) her boyfriend Jamie, and my Uncle Jeremy took a cab to the Egan Center in Anchorage. This was where the epic concert took place. After we all got to the Egan Center, my cousin Teddy called me and said that the cab driver ditched him and the cab company wouldn't pick him back up. He was at a Carrs store across town. He was not very happy but in the end, after I told my mom and Jamie to go inside while I wait for Teddy outside, he made it to the Egan Center. I then gave him his ticket so he can get in, and we entered the Egan Center. I was put on a list for free entry into the concert...

And a backstage pass.

The backstage pass was a total surprise. They put a yellow band on my wrist and said "Have fun."

I didn't find out I could go backstage with it until I asked the security guard standing in front of the door leading backstage. He was like "Yup." then stepped out of my way.

Me being a noob (Noob: [noun] Rookie that doesn't know anything.) about this backstage business I started walking towards the entrance backstage and expected to be tackled by some crazy security guard that just got done praying to another god in an angry fashion and hates his job. I have an irregular mind that makes me fear silly things. I was saying things like "yeah ok. here i go. walking backstage. im going in now."

I made it.

There was a bunch of things I did backstage I'm only naming a few. I hung out with one of the opening bands of Zombiefist. Their band name is Noise Brigade. They are pretty cool. I shook hands with all of them and bought an awesome Angry Birds mask from one of the band members. It was already signed by them. Another thing I did was meet 36 crazyfists. That was nothing short of AWESOME! I think I can cross that out on the bucket list. Along with another thing maybe.

But there was this one person that pretty much ruined the concert for me. Her name was "Annoying drunk or retarded 4 foot tall chick with nothing but a beach bikini on." She was convinced that the spot I was in was the best seat in the house and would not quit punching and biting my back. Or pulling my hair. And right when I had enough, I turned around and she was over some other guys shoulders and was tossed in the mosh pit. Her punishment was due but my revenge was not accomplished. I was mad.

And this is my second favorite moment of the concert. The first being me meeting 36, of course. But this moment felt like one of those "what in the world just happened" moments.

Here it goes.

I was in the mosh pit doing what everyone else was doing. Having fun and moshing obviously but in the middle of this awesomeness I noticed a little tiny looking figure. This thing looked like one of the members of the lollipop guild if one of the members took a time machine to the future. That thing couldn't have been more than 2 years old! And it was in a mosh pit of all places it should have been!! What the heck was it doing at a 36 Crazyfists concert you may ask? I don't know either. It truly amazed me to my core. I assumed it was a small child trying to be cute by dressing as a character from the Wizard of Oz. As I was creepin on this little elf looking fellow, someone finally took initiative and picked him up to escort him to a more appropriate place. I'm guessing. But as the "baby" got picked up by the dude, the thing yelled "PUT ME DOWN ***HOLE!" 

It was a midgit dressed up as a baby.

O EM Goodness my friends, that was the best moment of my life aside from meeting 36. That is one for the books.

So that's how the concert was. Crazy 4 foot tall chicks in bikini's and little imposter midgets.

The rest of my trip was nice. I went to the movies with some friends, loitered at the malls, pretty basic stuff for a teenager like my self.

Overall I had fun. I never did get to go on a smashing pumpkin streak though... Mainly because where I stayed was in the ghetto part of town. Hearing gunshots was mandatory. It was so mandatory that my friend timed all the gunshots so when the gunshot at 3 PM goes off, it's time to go to work at the Holiday mini mart down the street. That's gangsta right there.

You can pick up the remains of your brain now.

Something Awesome Is Happening in Japan Right Now...

....See?

I'm back from the dead.

The reason I haven't posted in like a million years is because I have two google accounts linked to the same email address, and one google account is for school and the other is for this blog. And I think when I sign

into my school account, it'll recognize that there is another google account with the same email address linked to it and sign me out of my blog.

And I forgot my password for my blogger account.

Until a miracle happened!!!!!!

I remembered it.

Ya know, it feels like I'm writing my first blog post all over again. Except I only wish I was living in the time when I wrote my first blog post. I have undisclosed reasons for this silly thought.

Look at us. We've been through a life time together.

We talked about crazy rock concerts, spending Christmas (33 days til Christmas!!) in another country, my broken ankle, my newly found admiration for Justin Bieber, some epiphany's, my Alaska State Fair trip, sayings from a 6 year old me, and bucket lists. Perhaps more.

I found out yesterday that I'm going to a Nelly concert. It should be interesting, I've never been to a rap concert before.

My #92's

Here are the things that seem to me are serious and legitimate suggestions for my #92 on my bucket list.

Possible #92: Participate in a street corner battle or something (Madison)

Possible #92: Enter and win a hotdog eating contest with over 200 hotdogs. (Rylee)

Possible #92: Meet Hugh Hefner (Cody)

Possible #92: Go to a Chelsea Grin concert (Collin)

Possible #92: Swim with dolphins (Danielle)

Possible #92: Hitchhike to California. (Madison)

I like that last one.

Anonymous sent these next ones. Yeah your new name is anonymous for not being serious and being dumb. I'm helping you if anything.

The graveyard list

1. Kiss a dude

2. Go into a gay bar

3. Throw something out of my window when it's closed shut

4. Hit Barack Obama in the face of his throat

5. Grab a girls butt out of nowhere

6. Sneak out of the house without permission (hehehehe :D)

7. Rob a jewelry store

8. Go to jail

I don't see how any of these would satisfy me.

I'll choose which one I like the most from the more appropriate list at the top and put it on the actual list.

Oh the Awkwardness...

*BLING*

(facebook chat noise)

anonymous

-

Heyy JOSH!! whats up?

Me

-

hii nothing listening to music and talking to people

what are u doing?

anonymous

-

uhm nothing being bored

Me

-

thats nice

anonymous

-

u know who i like!?

This, my friends, is weird. I love fun conversations, but I draw a thick line on where you shouldn't go with a conversation. It saves the awkwardness for me and ultimately yourself. Sure, it would be nice (on some level) to know who you like, but going straight for it right from the start is a little tense! You can't just jump outta the box like that. That's, in some way, like if a mother gave birth to a child and the kid comes out like "awww yeah! fresh air hey doc cut this.. cut this.. ALRIGHT i'm ready for school." YOU WOULD NOT LIKE THAT WOULD YOU!? You gotta ease the question into the conversation. You gotta slyly INFUSE it into the text. Just like raising a kid. You don't want him to act the age of a teenager at birth! You want to accept the journey that is parenting and enjoy going through that journey! But this doesn't mean that you should make me run laps around the anxiety pool trying to figure out who you like. Just throw it out there when we've explored into that subject and you're comfortable enough to tell me, if I want to know. Most of the time I will if we spent an endless hour talking about it. Sometimes, all you need is someone to talk to. It'll lift some weight off of your shoulders.

Life's a lot like facebook conversations. You have to be careful.

Yeah I thought of that. Don't quote me (yet) though because I don't know if it makes sense yet either :)

P.S.

anonymous didn't tell me who this person likes. I guessed it. One shot. 10 points to Josh.

Monday Madness

This was posted by me this morning at 8:15 am on facebook. I think my wish has been granted.

Reasons why this Monday rocked:

I finished my science test. (I know. How dare I incorporate school in this awesome Monday-related post. I need to get the nerdy stuff out of the way.)

I snuck into a classroom and was unknowingly involved in a student government meeting even though I am not in the S.G. and I mentioned one thing and it got put into consideration almost immediately. All while I was supposed to be doing my science test.

Dish network (TV service) gave us 2 passes so we can watch any 2 movies for free on pay-per-view.

I found an awesome telescope (Now i have to bribe mom into letting me order it right now and not have to wait for Christmas to get it. 76 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS!)

Weezer came back into my life.

I held down a very loud and whiny dog while Morgan pulled porkypine (check spelling) quills out of its face... wait...

This girl said she loves me.

I reached 99 notifications on facebook...

Thanks to Rylee and Madison. For that last one.

So this all rocked, but the last one was the best. Only because I love getting notifications from those two, and I got 99 of them. It was amazing. And I didn't even finish reading them all.

The "Liking and commenting everything i posted" fest consisted of.. You guessed it. Liking and commenting all of my pictures and posts. But it was legit. Definitely. Well worth waking up to a phone that has been set up to make the same lousy noise TWICE for every time someone gives me a single notification on facebook. I got to hear my phone go crazy for about 20 minutes straight. Even the feeling of having everyone in my grams (grandmas) house stare at me in jealousy as I clumsily got my things together because they never recieved so many text messages so rapidly in their entire lifetime. (Note: I was clumsy because I just woke up from a nap and thought somebody hacked my facebook and made someone mad while they were disguised as my virtual self, while I was sleeping. I was on edge.) I could just read their faces.

"I wish I was that popular...."

But nope. Madison and Rylee decided to help me cross out another thing from my bucket list. They are, what you normal people would call, the Best Girls Ever. Besides my mom. And my grandma. And my other grandma.

My Monday was awesome.

I hope I passed on my science test :)

Telescope

For the longest time, maybe since June, I've wanted to buy one thing and one thing only with my fishing pay. But my fishing pay was abnormally quickly spent, so I've been waiting for my PFD (Permanent Fund Dividend. Free money for Alaskans. Kindof) to get it. And I've been waiting a long time.

A telescope.

One moonlit night on the boat when I was fishing with my uncle John in Pilot Point overseas, I woke up and went outside to the deck to grab something to drink. Then I noticed when I was on the flying bridge (top of the boat.) that the moon was literally the only thing in the sky. No clouds. No stars. (at least i didn't think so.. I was tired. Fishing is not for the weak :D) And it lit up the whole world it seemed like. I thought one thing. I want a telescope. I remember trying one out at one point in my life, but that memory is a little to vague for me to explain. And I didn't have one on the boat that night. And using binoculars just wasn't the same. I don't even think it was good for my eyes...

But yes. A telescope. I want to look at the moon which seems like its been teasing me with its awesomeness at night. I swear its never shown itself like it has during the past week in so long. In Port Heiden anyways. And when I look up at the moon, I think of the movie Apollo 18. Mainly because (IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND WANT TO, DON'T READ THE REST OF THIS PARAGRAPH FOR THIS IS ABOUT TO BECOME A SPOILER MARATHON! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!) In Apollo 18, which is supposed to be actual footage from when Lance Armstrong or some other Armstrong went to the moon, they all are left for dead on the moon. And the bodies are still there, if the aliens (the rocks on the moon are aliens...) never dragged the bodies into the craters. I don't want to stare at dead bodies. Gross. I want to see if I can spot a moving rock or something. And to do this, I'd need a freakin' awesome telescope.

I also want to look at the stars and stuff. Peter says he'll stare at the sun...... (sigh)

And my journey in searching for the perfect telescope begins...

Tonight.

Bucket List #'s 76-100

76-Take a mud bath

77-Smash a guitar after successfully playing something that I've been practicing for weeks

78-This one was going to be "Listen through all the music on my iPod in one sitting." But I realized that doing that would take 11 days... So instead "Listen through all the music on my iPod at least once."

79-Write a book

80-Graduate high school

81-Get over 99 notifications on Facebook. So far I've got to 41 at the most

82-Over 300 friends on Facebook. Knowing only 230 people gets lonely...

^^^UPDATE^^^
235 PEOPLE!! THANKS SARAH,  BRIANA, EUGENE, BAILEY, AND AUSTIN!!

83-Travel to all 50 states and do something memorable in each

84-Kiss the girl of my dreams

85-Cover a rap song

86-Act of random kindness. Pay for someones item because they don't have enough for it. It gotta be something I would buy though

87-Meet the president of the united states

88-I forgot what type of "race" this one was called... It's where you pretty much play bumper cars with real cars but the cars are crap and the objective is to basically destroy your opponents car. Whatever it's called, I want to do it

89-Learn how to skateboard

90-Headline a show with my band that is not created yet

91-Make a song that makes it onto itunes somehow

92-Can you (the reader) make a #92 for me? Leave a comment below, comment the post on facebook when I post and share it, or inbox me on facebook? I'll pick the best one! And of course mention any others I get. Please? Thanks!!!

93-Go diamond digging

94-Walk that ginormous stair case I saw when I was in Hawaii. That thing went ALL the way up to the top of the mountain. And this mountain was huge

95-Be in a Teddy3productions video

96-Serenade someone..

97-Go scuba diving! I want to be in a cage and have sharks on the outside

98-Go parachute surfing

99-Start a rumor & incorporate this one with #28.
(#28-Be on the news. (CNN, Fox,, etc))

100-Write every friend I have on facebook a nice little post on how I met them. This one was my friend Jake's idea



I'm gettin' low on ideas! But I think the way a bucket list works is that you think of more as you cross them out :) I've already written 100, I think I'll make more once I'm done with at least 25 of them.

Bucket List #'s 51-75

51-Go from the biggest state in the U.S. to the smallest. Alaska to Rhode Island

52-Survive a car crash. I just feel like I have to experience this

53-Take a freestyle dance class with my cousin Teddy. Don't laugh

54-Buy a HDTV that is over 80 inches. Theres one somewhere I know it

55-Race in a motocross track

56-Meet Oprah and ask her if she can make the video game people finish making Kingdom Hearts 3 on Playstation 3. If anyone can make that happen, it's her

57-Buy a PS3. I've not owned one yet and I've heard that online service is free...

58-Buy a blue mccaw bird

59-Ask out Hayley Williams of Paramore

60-Jump off a cliff and into the ocean

61-Eat a whole pizza with my friend Jake while we skydive. His idea :P

62-First flight available. Travel anywhere the first flight takes me

63-Ride on a train

64-Buy a drum set

65-Meet Criss Angel

66-I want to live in Arizona when I move out of AK... Phoenix perhaps :)

67-Attend a HUGE Halloween party and dress up as the Joker from Batman and someone else can be Harley Quinn, Jokers girlfriend

68-See a fortune teller and find out about my "past life"

69-Have a picnic on the top of a pyramid in Egypt

70-Don't talk for a week. Totally do-able

71-Go to Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory and... Do something crazy

72-Win Stackers. It's an arcade game usually at a wal mart or a movie theatre. Or even an arcade. Look at it on youtube

73-SmashBox 360. Get so frustrated with a game that I rip it from the cords that are plugged into the wall and throw it on the ground multiple times and smash it down with my feet. I've done it with a Guitar Hero guitar, it was glorious.

74-Meet Jackie Chan

75-Meet Jet Li



I don't think I'll stop with these! #'s 76-100 are next.

Bucket List #'s 26-50

26-Visit the Ice Hotel in Anchorage. I've lived in Alaska all my life and I've never been there. I know. Sad

27-Learn to speak Italian

28-Be on the news (CNN, Fox,, etc..)

29-Read a book in one day

30-Learn to use a bow and arrow! I must be dead aim to cross this one out, otherwise, no gold

31-Bury a bottle with a letter in it at a beach. I kindof tweaked the idea of sending a message in a bottle to the ocean

32-I've heard about an underwater hotel? I've gotta check that out

33-Go to Comic-Con. A nerd convention in San Diego I think

34-Go paintballing

35-Fly in a helicopter

36-Stay awake for as long as I could

37-Go on a sleep marathon after I cross out #36 :)

38-Go to the top of the Statue of Liberty in New York. All the way to her crown

39-Learn how to snowboard. Again with me living in Alaska all my life you'd think I'd have learned this already

40-Snowboard down the mountain right outside of where I live. I have the most awesome picture of it, but its on my external hard drive and it would be a pain to find it :( it even has the moon shining on it at night time so you can see the mountain perfectly

41-Meet Shane Dawson

42-Be a vegetarian for a month. I think I can do it...

43-Shop til I Drop. Limitless shopping spree at any mall

44-Try Zorbing

45-Go on a roller coaster. Prefferably the biggest one in the world

46-Hit up Disney Land

47-Walk across the border to Canada, then stand one foot in Alaska and the other in Canada. If it's not legal, I think I can get away with it :)

48-Get a pet fish and name him "Minion." He will travel with me everywhere I go.

49-Hug Colbie Caillat

50-Go bungee diving

I also have a list of things I have already done that aren't mentioned in this list or the first. I'll write about it eventually. Same with bucket list #'s 51-75

Bucket List #'s 1-25

1-Stage dive. heck yes time for revenge on the person that stage dove right on me at Zombiefist

2-Fly a plane

3-Move out of AK

4-Go to Arizona

5-Go to outer space! Very unlikely but I can dream

6-Tag up a mall with street art. Not graffitti, street art

7-Attend a Justin Bieber concert. I have to see this kid at least once..

8-Write a rap with my cousin Teddy. I already got the invite :P

9-Leave the country

10-Go to Italy. I've heard Christmas time is nice that time of year

11-Street race

12-Meet my favorite people, 36 crazyfists and Hollywood Undead. Eminem is too cool

13-Go skydiving

14-Become famous so I can be rich and keep up with myself when I leave Port Heiden. Everytime I leave for like Anchorage I go broke within 3 days. And thats with $1500+. I want to "Buy all the cool things I've never had."

15-See Bruno Mars. Or even meet him

16-Attend Full Sail University with my sister Amber

17-Take my friend Jake to a rock concert. He has to witness one

18-Push a girls hair behind her ears. Weird? I don't care. It's not like you are normal :P

19-While at Full Sail University (If I go) write music and put it in an album and sell it so I can make money and cross out #14

20-Crowd Surf! I almost forgot

21-Go to a concert outside of the U.S. American crowds suck

22-Buy a freakin nice house in the following places:
Honolulu, Hawaii
Miami, Florida
Phoenix, Arizona
Anchorage, Alaska xD
Los Angeles, California
Tokyo, Japan
somewhere in Texas

23-Buy the most expesive piano in the world

24-Learn how to play it :P and read notes correctly

25-Buy a Raptor 660 or 700. For those of you who are like "josh dinosorez r deid lolz" its an ATV meant for awesomeness.

I think of more as I progress through my life. This is good for now, but I will add on to this post. If that's possible.. Still a bit foggy on the blogging business.

My sincere apologies...

So sorry for the last post. I'd totally wimp out and not be able to pull the trigger if I tried.

I just really dislike the whole concept of school right now. Sure it would be nice to know who fought for our country in world war 1 and 2 and know about that Ghengis Kahn fellow, but my opinion on learning about things that have been done in the past is that it is the past and it wouldn't help towards my education to know who invented a freakin helicopter. Or dental floss. We should learn about Star Wars and the magical world of Harry Potter and do the things they do in X-Men for P.E. What is it again? Where the professor would simulate an actual fight in a huge room and the participants would have to endure it? Ah yes. The Danger Room. Because you can actually get hurt or even die in there. At least it's something fun and exhilerating! Besides the grueling hours we spend in that torture chamber of a classroom.

I'm not even going to start on math. No words can describe the pure hatred I have for that joke of a subject.

I realized what I said in my last post about me wanting to find out where that rapper, 50 Cent, got shot (in the temple of his head, through the cheek and twice in his back) and shoot myself in those spots, was a little too graphic and harsh. But incase you're wondering, why in those spots? Because I don't want to die. He got shot in those spots (and more) and he is still alive today. I just want to not worry about school. Even though as soon as I would recover from the wounds, Math and the entire school subject neighborhood would be waiting for me like we're at a freakin airport.

"heeeey jossh. i misssed youuuuuu. coomme oveeeer heeeere. i haave somme woooork for yoooou. youur miiiine foorevverrrr. i'll neever leeave youuuuu josssh. i looooove yoouuu jooshhh"

Say that in your head with a touch of persuasion and a milk jug of creepiness.

I want to be done with school so badly. But then I'd have another one to deal with. If I even go to college at Full Sail University. But that sounds way more fun than going to school in Meshik. More people. More socializing. And more fun. Sure the work will be there, but I'd be in a different place than Meshik.

P.S.
Dear Math:
Walk off a cliff the size of Mt. Olympus and break your face on the hard ground and fall into the hottest part of Hell and land on barbed wire dipped in lemon juice laced with acid and have Satan spit on you for eternity.

Don't love me.

Broken, Beat and Sore

Is the name "Godsmack" offensive? Anyways...

(This is a short post)

Less than an hour ago, I was in the Sullivan Arena attending the Godsmack concert. Let me tell you this, that was the best concert I've ever been to since Korn played at the Denai'na Center in March of 2010! I'm dead serious.

The opening band was a local band from here in Alaska. They are called Wichita Shadows. After they did their 45 minutes on stage, the singer walked across the front row and handed out the paper with the songs they played. And my awesome bro grabbed one from him and gave it to me. And I shook his hand and the bassists hand. Then 30 minutes later, Godsmack walked on the stage and surprised us (the very rowdy and energetic crowd) because they were scheduled to play 10 minutes before they did.

They played all the songs I liked. Legit.

I sang along to all of them. Legit.

The mosh pit at the end of the concert had to have been the most deadly one ever. Legit

The crowd I was in was amazingly active and cooperative. Legit.

My cousin Teddy came with us and had as much fun as I did because he has a love for mosh pits and rock concerts. Legit.

There was a girl there with light blue hair that was amazingly pretty with a short skirt and white dress shirt that was torn. I told her that I loved her hair and she replied "Aww thanks" in her sweet voice. I got another free hug. Legit.

I am going to be very sore tomorrow. Suck.

I saw Nikki Stringfield... No words can describe that feeling.

I'm ready to go home now.

The Fair

Me and my bros are in Anchorage and luckily there wasn't a creepy looking gent chillin' out in the lobby as we checked in to our hotel.

The fair is over now. Colbie Caillat was the last act for the AK state fairs 2011 AT & T concert series and she was amazing. So was Staind, Gabriel Iglesias and OneRepublic. We did so many small things like won a few games and tried out the rides (including the ejection seat.) We won a ginormous stuffed dog from popping 300+ balloons by throwing darts at them. And I got to carry the very large stuffed dog around the fair all day. Did I mention of the 8 hours we were there we won the pooch the first 20 minutes we were there? Carrying a dog that big filled with cotton can be tiring. But I got a lot of offers that I had to turn down because it was me, James, Softo, Morgan and Dan that won the dog. We won it together.

Stranger-"hey how much do you want for the dog?

Me-"$600"

*Guy gets out his wallet*

Morgan-"Josh! C'mon!"

Me-"dangit..."

Enough of the stories of the festivities. I want to talk about the concerts!

First we (Me Softo James Dan Morgan and Uncle Chris) went to Staind. It was a good concert but uncle got us general admission tickets and that means we have to sit in the back on an elevated piece of land. I will tell you a story about this ticket business after.

So Staind was nothing big to talk about, but Gabriel Iglesias was hilarious as expected. During the wait for him to get on the stage, and as we were hogging the front of the general admission floor, this girl behind us started chanting at the top of her lungs "SIT DOWN WE CAN'T SEE! CAN YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN?!" It was then that I noticed that everyone in the front row of the general admission floor was standing up and blocking the very upset tardy party goers view of what we were joyfully taking in. I was going to sit down but Dan didn't want too. And from the looks of it, no one in the front wanted too either. FYI everyone in the back was sitting down. If they were smart they would stand up and notice that there is nothing to be excited about. I thought to myself. But I guess general admission people HAVE to sit down through the show. And after I finally decided to sit down and be a law abiding citizen, I hear the ENTIRE back row cheer and shout "WOOOOOOOO!" as me Dan and Softo sat down. Oh how I wanted to stand back up and stand on the elevated rail and just laugh...

OneRepublic was the best one performance wise. We got reserved tickets because uncle decided to get reserved tickets to only one concert and not even watch the entire thing. We might as well have got reserved tickets to Colbie Caillat (which i thought we did because we got reserved tickets to OneRepublic) I was very mad at my uncle. Who ditches a concert that they paid extra money for? C'mon uncle... Anyway, the singer was very attentive to the crowd. I think he was drunk, yet he sang awesomely.

Colbie. Oh Colbie. I really really regret not calling the guy that was selling reserved tickets to your show back because we were rushing to your concert all the way in Palmer. She was amazing. Even from the very very back.

This is pretty much it from our fair experience.. I thought I would have more to share, but I guess this is it.

P.S.
Little children at a OneRepublic concert or any concert have the advantage to deal an agonizing blow to the shin as you try to cut in front of their mother. The bruise is still there...

"Josh quotes"

I was speaking of angry poems when i remembered about my poem about the stars. Apparently i was angry at the stars for never showing themselves at night. BUT no one is going to read it because it's weird. BUT you can enjoy these quotes from a 6 year old me.

These are all me:

"Life takes forever to end."

"I like to get chased by dogs with rabies."

"A kitchen is where you kill things and cook them for your nasty humans."

"Doing dishes is my worst enemy."

"I wish I could be dirt so I can be stepped on."

"I'd rather be a piece of paper falling off a skyscraper."

"My friend is dead in the ground right now he's probably really cold right now."

"I went to the airport to go to Kotzebue, I made a mistake and ran over a kangaroo." .......?

"My third brother is dead."

"Don't worry I won't miss you."

"I lived on Earth most of my life."

"My friend James is lame at games because he's gay but he says nay while softo says yes way."



I was a strange little chap when I was 6 years old. I have pages and pages of these little sayings that I found. Most of them are school papers about my family and friends... I don't remember any of this. I seemed like a suicidal 6 year old jerk!

AK state fair

the Alaska state fair happens only once a year. I think..

Usually, every year, the people that make the fair happen have a line-up of old and seasoned bands of all genre's to perform at the fairgrounds in Palmer. Here's a taste of what they've brought to Alaska.

CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Sean Kingston (But he's cool)
Blue October
Uncle Kracker (He's a jerk and coming again this year and me and my friend Dan Kosbruk are going to start a mosh pit in his audience. They will never see it coming.)
and a bunch of other lame old bands that i can't seem to remember. I only went to the fair once for one day...

HERE's the line-up this year

Chevelle (But I'm going to miss them because we get into A-town when they perform in Palmer...)
Craig Morgan
Queensryche (eh)
Foghat
Charlie Daniels
Rat Pack (NOT FRANK SINATRA! just three posers paying tribute to the ACTUAL rat pack of Frank Sinatra, Sammy something and another guy..)
Uncle Kracker
STAIND!
Gabriel Iglesias (He's a comedian he's funny)
OneRepublic
& Colbie Caillat

We are attending Staind, Gabriel, OneRep, and Colbie and a show in Anchorage afterwards... Godsmack. I can't wait to see how James handles a rock concert. My cousin Teddy only puked his face off after a small 10 song set list at Five Finger Death Punch.

I cannot wait. Buuut I'm also excited for fair activities too. Rides and running away from people in suits that are of food or animals. I've never tried that last one, but it sounds fun. And the rides range from roller coaster type rides to the little tea cup contraption. I'm not going to explain because I don't really know how to explain them. I've only went once.

P.S.
I'm also bringing my xbox with me so i can try xbox live with actual high speed internet AND prove to Morgan and Uncle Chris that they are NOT the best ever at call of duty. I'm going to find a match with Japanese people and make them go against Morgan and Uncle. They will not stand a chance. Their fast talking and weird dialects will throw Morgan and uncles game off.

Lil Freezy

This is exactly why he should get signed to a label.

Melody (La La La) - Lil Freezy (Ft. Darius)

That is it.

Jake can tear it up

Jaydon was watching cool youtube videos with me. We were watching videos of people doing drum covers and things along that line. Then I pull up a video and he says, "Josh why is Jake playing those drums?" He thinks this person is Jake.

So here you go. Watch Jakes alternate life form mess things up on the drums. That's a good thing.

P.S.

This guy is awesome I've been watching him for over 3 years on youtube. He sends me tips and drum excercises sometimes. Mainly when I ask. He's 18 now. In this video he was 14. His youtube account is "MetalGrand" Seriously check out his videos they're the best.

Cure My Tragedy

Last night was a terrible night for Peter, Jake, Kim, and Danielle. Their team leader in a mischievious game of hide and seek at 2 am in the morning, has broke his ankle. Or sprained really really badly. Here's how it all went down...

Peter was whining because he didn't want to be it alone. He didn't want to be it at all. But we made him be it anyways. So he decides to be big dummy and count to 10. But I was close to a very shadowy, dark area by Linda's house. I hide there. My choice was wise, as I was the last one that they were seeking. I eventually exposed my position and decided to jump into the light. Wrong choice. I jumped and my ankle landed sideways on a pile of 2 by 4's and I fell to my death. It really seemed like it anyways.

I roll onto my back and say, "greeeeeat.." I don't know why I didn't say something more related to the situation like, "OMG MY FOOT I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE SAVE ME NOW!!" But I get up and I hear 3 clicks in my ankle. And that's when it started hurting.

So I go inside limping and mom says, "What happened to you?" Then I tell her.

Now I am sitting on my bed blogging about last nights predicament. My ankle still clicks when I move it and it is painful. Yes it's swollen. I am in pain and it sucks.

P.S.
Cross your fingers for me to be sent out on a plane to get it checked and that every room in the hospital in Dillingham to be full and in use for a very long time so that I may be sent to Anchorage to attend the hospital there and be able to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Thanks.

HAHA!!

This wall post was the high point of my day. You may have to narrow your eyes and put your face closer to your internet device, this is as big as I can get it.

Collin, Collin, oh Collin... You've never changed :)

The City Ignites

It's a midnight swim

Where it is late and the air is all clear

And I remember that evening

You on the floor

I was attached to the ceiling

Look behind the glass in your mouth

These words I am due for

The sun will set tonight under the lonely dreamers

Only to rise again so we can start it over

We'll start it again

And you were right

When you whispered in my ear

And it all became so clear

It's gonna be alright

Everything will be alright

Even if the city ignites

Now to 

Get back to

The home where theres windows

As large as the city below

That poetic piece was written by Brock Lindow, the lead singer of 36 Crazyfists. I have yet to hear them perform that song live. But there are two versions to this song. This song is called "Midnight Swim." The acoustic version is my favorite. The acoustic version is called "The City Ignites."

This is "The City Ignites"

This is "Midnight Swim"

Midnight Swim is actually pretty listenable after you get past Brock's terydactyl screams in the first 20 seconds.

I like both of them. The City Ignites is a little more better I think. Mainly because it doesn't have any mad screaming and it's an acoustic version.

I thought I'd share these two songs on here.

A Movie

For almost half a year, me and my friend Peter have been working on this movie entitled, "The Most Interesting Christensen in the World." The official title is being re-determined, as many other "Christensen's" claimed to have claimed that title already. It has caused a bit of a conundrum in Peter's life. Let me spoil a little bit of one scene for you.

In this scene, which is taking place at Antarctica, Peter creates fire. If you've seen the movie trailer on my facebook page, you'd know that Peter/The Most Interesting Christensen in the World can create fire from nothing. But anyway, after Peter creates the fire, he adds a little surprise to the fire... It's not anything flammable like gasoline or anything like that, but it is still pretty amazing if I say so myself.

But lately we haven't been putting our attention to making the movie. We have more important stuff to be doing. And plus we are running out of ideas. If I were able to show you SOME of the stuff he is doing, you'd think I wake up every morning and feed him a peyote sandwich before we film. I would show you the movie poster, but for some reason, my internet will quit "unexpectedly" and not upload the poster. Of all days it could have acted stupid it picks today! This is non-relevant, but I ordered a white iPhone 4 and I NEED the internet to contact the dude that sold it to me and tell him my address.

Also this little "movie" project can also be aired on the TV show "Worlds Dumbest Daredevils 7." Yeah. He is doing some terribly stupid stuff, and I'm just along for the oppurtunity of being there when it happened. I drew the line on dangerous stunts and he crosses it almost everytime. But of course there is a beginning, middle, and end with a story and a conflict. I mean who would want to just watch Peter do dumb stuff that is kind of dangerous on camera?

P.S.
You may be asking yourself, "Josh, what heck what is Peter doing in Antarctica creating fire from nothing and disturbing the deafening peace that Antarctica beholds?"

Well what a simple question to answer...

He told me NOT to upload anything more than the trailer (which is located on my facebook page.) And here I was trying to upload the poster and a clip from the movie to this blog and what happens? The internet just quits out of the blue in this fine Alaska weather we are having. There is only one explanation...

He really is the most interesting Christensen in the world with his divine powers to shut down my internet while I try to undermine his authority of barking orders. His word is final when it comes to the internet.

My Undead Friends

Today was the deadline for Hollywood Undead's video contest thing. Oh well.

Since this is my 10th blog post, I thought I should explain a little about my blog title, Everywhere I Go.

The name just came to me the night I made my blog. I am very rententive. Sometimes. But this is also a song title from the 6 people that are known as, Hollywood Undead. It's not a very nice song either. Check it out. This is a live video. So of course it's a wii bit naughty.

The 6 members were
1. Charlie Scene
2. Da Kurlzz
3. Johnny 3 Tears
4. Funny Man
5. J-Dog
6. Deuce (The band voted him out because of his voice.)

I don't think it's necessary to list the members, but some of the names are awesome. Da Kurlzz. Haha.

Yes, Everywhere I Go (song) is all about drinking and partying and one night stands. Inappropriate. There will be no such thing found on this blog. Just this one video from this one post.

Also, Funny Man really reminds me of my friend Peter.

Funny Man noted in the HU dvd that he got his nickname "Funny Man" because he is NOT funny. Like Peter. But in a way, Peter is funny. Maybe because he's one of those people that are around when something funny/awesome happens. Here's a scenario for you. Me and my bros and friends are hanging out having a fun time. Then Peter will say something and ruin the moment but we all start laughing anyway because he is trying to be funny. So, he is funny because he isn't. Yeah you can re-read that as much as you want.

Morgan is totally Da Kurlzz

Softo is a little horn dog like Charlie Scene (HAHAHAHA!!)

James is a Deuce

And Josh is awesome like Johnny 3 Tears.

Who wants to be J-Dog?

A Futile Confession

Ok. I am probably going to make some of my metal head friends a bit disappointed in me. This post is about someone famous, and how I never gave that person a chance. Let me say this right now. James and Softo, I am truly sorry for darn near tearing you apart everytime you put him on...

Justin Bieber.

It all started when I showed Softo this Bieber kid on itunes. He agreed he looked like a "Baby" when his first single came out. I didn't pay much attention to this. Honestly, at the time, he looked a wii but annoying. So I didn't bother to check it out. This was about 4 years or so ago. I think. I'm not sure. But in between now and back then, obviously he became famous for that song. The reason I had a problem with him has yet to come undone to me. It's most definately not because he's famous and is rich and a bunch of people like him. Get this through your head now. That is not the reason. I've been told many times that that is the reason why I disliked him. But it was far more than jealousy. Someone I DO have a problem with is Lil Wayne. His speaking ability to me is annoying. His music is all the same to me. Cheesy metaphors and peeing on stuff. Music is far more than that in my opinion, but hey, who am I to criticize him and tell you what music is supposed to be and how it's supposed to sound? I don't care for him. He can "Pick the world up and drop it" on his own head.

Return to now, July 21st 2011. I watched some of Justin's music videos with Sean Kingston (Old favorite artist of mine) and Ludacris (...eh.) His voice I once knew as anoyyingly high pitched, came back to me as a sparkling cocktail made of sugar spice and everything nice. His voice eerily pushes its way in my brain. In a way, I enjoy it. It's scary. To me anyways. Maybe because this is new to me and I listen to crap like this... (This may committ to the 3rd to last sentence in the last paragraph.)

Just watch it. It's 33 seconds of headache. Just do it for the sake of being able to say "I listened to 33 seconds of Slipknot. I'm cool"

Anyways, back to JB. I've come to realize that I have never gave Biebs a chance to mezmerize me with his music. I think it's because Softo and/or James used to use it to annoy me purposely at the most terrible times. I don't like to be annoyed. So I would violently change the song. I've never pressed a "skip" button with such force before in my life until JB was used to annoy me. But now that I've listened to "Eenie Meenie" and "Baby," I think I may have been wrong about JB the whole time. He is not "not talented" or "annoying" as I called him once before. I seen a video of him playing the drums. He was tearing. It. Up. And plus he can dance a little bit. Or a lot. I don't know. I never really checked up on that. Not very interesting to me. But not just anyone can step like this. (I guess he can sing too..)

Softo showed me this video. Jaden Smith is awesome! Will Smith looks so proud when Jaden flys up outta nowhere and starts singing with JB. I THINK Justin dances in this one. My youtube is being weird so I can't watch it and see if it's the right video.

I want to keep this post as short and as less embarrassing as possible, So I'll sum it up now. I do not have Bieber fever. I have just realized that I have been criticizing someone that I never gave a chance. Not that my input matters, but it is kind of relieving to get this off my chest. Justin Bieber was like 16 or something when he scored a record deal and now he is living his life the way he wants to. In other words, he is doing what he loves doing as a career.

And I admire that.

P.S.
I don't listen to just metal. Fyi. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN I DON'T THINK JUSTIN STILL LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!

Left: Dani Shay. Female
Right: Justin Bieber

Dani is older than Justin. This means that sweet little Justin was born after Dani "Pretty eyes" Shay was born. Therefore meaning that Justin Bieber officially looks like a girl. Not that it's his fault though.

:D

Crazy Idea/A poem for Ben

I have this crazy idea. It involves a few hondas, some friends, and a flip camera. I want to go to the plateau with some of my friends and film a music video for a contest that one of my favorite bands is doing. 

The contest is for their song "My Town" off of their new album. And basically anyone can enter. All they have to do is film themselves and/or some friends lip synching or singing to "My Town" in their own town. And the band will use all footage that is submitted. Oh. The band is Hollywood Undead.

So it is a little explicit. But you're not going to be actually singing. And wouldn't it be cool to be in a famous bands music video? Something to think about.

On to other things, tomorrow will be a year since my close friend Ben passed away. This post was originally going to be about him. It was even half way typed up, but it's too hard for me to share some of my memories with him. And some of the details weren't necessary. But I miss him terribly and I always will. I think I speak for the whole town of Port Heiden when I say that.

My friend you have gone away

To a place with much brighter days

In these eyes a tear finds its way

To the skin and atmosphere where you have once stayed

A stream of memories will flow forever

In my mind and to my heart where you will be forever

If I could trade it all just to have you back

I would do it anyday, then my life woud be back on track

But to my belief you are in a better place

So I will cover our footsteps, no track no trace

All I ask is for you to watch over me

Since you have left from the world you knew formally

I wish I could see you. it's been so long

But for me it feels like the day that never comes

My time is limited so I will end with this,

Benjamin Thomas Beattie, you truly will be missed

I dedicate that fresh piece to Ben. I wrote that because I felt like I just breezed over a topic that matters to me. But I wrote that in like 5 minutes. 

I am back

It's me again I am back in Port Heiden. Not my two brothers or my dad though. They're still waiting for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow... They're waiting for the fish that will probably never show up. It is dead there. But that's not the reason I came back.

I don't feel like stating the reason I wussed out and came back early. I kindof missed it here. AND it was super cold in Pilot Point. I swear we had warmer winters. And the sun gave us its light and warmth for 2 of the 19 days I was there. OMG my crewmember is like the incredible hulk he gets mad and grumpy at EVERYTHING! He expects me to be able to understand him when theres a loud boat roaring its melodic engine noise and cutting through the water at full speed. The captain was more mellow than him. Oh if I got a penny for every curse word he shouted it would be way more than my paycheck.

When I got to mi casa I went straight to my room. Mom made my bed for me and cleaned my room. She is the best awesome person ever. I sat on my bed and it was the most gloriest moment since the first time I heard Kings of Leon's "The End." I went from sleeping on a leather matress filled with lint that the captain probably collected from the pockets on a plane to my wonderful bed. And my crewmember and captain had tempurpedic matresses in their bunks. Despite the wicked comfortability of a tempurpedic matresses, they got sore from the matress being too soft. Funny.

I watched so many videos from the past like 4 years on my computer. Softos voice always sounded the same to me until I watched the videos from 2008-2009. He sounded like a squirrel on helium that got neutered. Peter had the bieber fever as well. But James? He has sounded the same for like 5 freakin years! That may also committ to the reason why he looks like he's older than 14. I hope me leaving early didn't alter my percentage/paycheck. But it was ok for me to leave according to the captain. Yay money.

Peter if you read this will you frickin smile in your pictures for once? I went on the computer in the living room and mom showed me a bunch of pictures that YOU took in photo booth and they all literally consist of you staring into the camera lens and frowning with your hair wet. Did you really wet your hair for those grim photos?! And not to mention every photo of you had a black background and all you can see from the brightness of our computer screen is our ginormous TV and pink shelf that mom HAD to have. It's like those creepy spam videos that always say "Stare into his/her eyes for 5 minutes and she will show up in your closet and murder you." My goodness I've never felt the life drain out of me so quick. It doesn't even have to be an ear to ear smile just a little quick puff. I think I speak for everyone that reads this when I show you this video

HAHA I had to incorporate Avril in this post somehow. We've been jamming to her and Rage Against the Machine all summer on the boat. Fun Fun.

P.S.
I'm serious Peter.

BRB (In 3 weeks)

I was supposed to go fishing with my dad and my two brothers, Morgan and Softo, until an unforseen circumstance occurred and now I am fishing with my uncle John... AWESOME!!

This guy named Nick was originally holding my place until he came up with a reason to quit. And that action made uncle John short one crew member. We didn't even "eenie-meenie" for who would fill that spot, but, it's all good now. We are supposedly leaving tomorrow AFTER midnight at around 4 am in southwest winds. I don't get the whole southeast/southwest winds but apparently southwest is terrible weather to travel by boat in. I am going to miss sleeping in a real bed for the next 3-4 weeks. I'm not going to be able to update this blog for a while either. Sorry my American viewers, my one Malaysian viewer, German viewers, and last but certainly not least, Romanians.  I don't know if that mattered. They probably don't even care.

I don't know if I want to bring my computer with me, because I've been tripping out that if we have to abandon ship, my computer would be screwed. Because I am not going to be holding my computer above my head while we're sitting ducks in the middle of the ocean. I'd rather hold my iPod. If I lost my iPod, I practically lost my life. Seriously. I can't even lose it for 30 minutes without developing a twitch. It's that bad. But my computer has awesome movies and stuff on it.

I haven't seen my friend Jake in like 3 weeks. He's fun to hang out with. And I haven't seen the one they call "Peter" in like a week but I don't know why that bothers me.

I really should have been packing instead of doing this post. And that last paragraph wasn't necessary.

P.S.
Why the heck do I get so many views but no one bothers to follow me?

The Sun

I looked at my stats on my blog, and it says, "Romania:  3"...

I LOVE Romania. I like the history it holds, the name.... I even say it like Romans would. I say the "Ro-" part as if I were a purring cat, and the "mania" part like "Mane-Yuh." Try it!!

I don't know what I honestly like about Romania. I may have just got excited because I'm getting views from all over the freakin' place A.K.A. the world, like Germany and Italy. I like Italians. They're funny. And I know 3 views from the Romans is like nothing compared to some of you reading this. You are way more interesting.

Today the thing in the sky showed it's bright, burning yellow face. I think it shined yesterday, but for like a half hour. Typical. And I think the sunshine in Alaska is somewhat different than any other place. Like if you live in, say, Florida, and you take a picture of you and a friend with your backs facing the sun and camera is focused on your beautiful face and sparkly eyes, the sun will SHINE like there is no tomorrow. AND it will make your picture of you and your friends face look like you are immortal Gods/Godesses. Meanwhile in Alaska, with the same situation with you, your friend, and a camera, the sun will darken for some reason. And what you are expecting to be a bittersweet memento, will actually turn out to be a disgusting, toned down, hell spun artifact that looks as if that black thing from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban went ahead and sucked the life out of all the freshness and colors right out of your hind heads just before you get done clicking the "SNAP" button that takes the picture for you. It's true.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm just glad the sun stopped by for a visit. It will be departing back down to the states where everything else is happening. Like epic concerts, awesome parties (Not that I don't want to go..) and some other crazy fun stuff that juvenile delinquets can get into. The sun would rather go watch a bunch of awesomeness HAPPEN than stay up here in AK watching awesomeness sit still, like the good view of the mountains and the grey ocean...

I have a picture of this "Death" effect on my new iPod touch that my mom got me, (Love you mom) but I don't know how to put it on this blog. So I guess you're stuck with that description that I explained to you in the third paragraph, with the death eater from Harry Potter just floating around behind you, eating things up and sucking the life out of pure vegetation and color. Sorry I'm still a noob kind of. I don't really have a manager to promote me to "Padawan of Blog" or anything above that.. So until I find someone to promote me, I'm stuck being a noob.

P.S.
Death Effect: No color but grey and black with a hint of sadness...

Bittersweet Memories

It is 3:23 AM when I started this...

Insomnia is eating me alive. I stay up later than the night before every night. Last night I stayed up til 7ish. And the night before it was like 5:30ish. And the nights before that I always fell asleep at around this time, 3:23 AM.

Advantages to this: ZERO!!

Disadvantages:
- I can't wake up at a decent hour to go to "work" (Hang nets, boat work,,etc) Well I mostly hang nets.

-I wake up at 4 in the after-frickin-noon.

I guess one advantage is I can talk to people on skype and facebook. The downside to that is that no one is hardly on skype and my "friendsies" on facebook aren't online either. Just the "anoyying people" list is high-lighted green indicating that the "anoyying people" are online. I talk to them anyways because they don't seem as anoyying as they are when it is earlier in the day.

Right now I am watching MTV because I love this channel around this time of night. Mainly because Ronnie from Jersey Shore is on a commercial about some pill and he says, "Hey guys I'm Ronnie from Jersey Shore, and keepin' it real is what it's all about..." That is the funniest thing. He needs to lay off the roids. Right now I am listening to Marriage to Millions by Cute Is What We Aim For. (Thanks Madison (:) I used to listen to them back in like 2007.. I stopped because my teacher, Ms. Koury, said she liked them a lot. She was into the most catchy bubblegum music ever, it was sickening. I'm pretty sure that's why I stopped. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I used to love the cheesiest "college" music EVER! When I say "college" music, I mean stuff like Sum 41, or blink-182. Because most of their music is about summer time, partying, and going away from your best friends to another town. Oh yeah...

Me and my bro Softo moved to Port Heiden about 12 years ago. I was 5 years old. Just a little chap. Still in the "Whoa look at this! Then show the person a thing that is useless to them but is a freakin golden ticket to me, like an awesome helmet with flame vinyls.." phase.  We've been here before we officially moved here though. So it wasn't too hard moving away from Kenai to here, we had family and friends here already. I had no idea why we moved. I was too young to understand anything in the world, I was waaay too distracted by pretending I was Wolverine from X-Men and softo being the helpless victim. Haha I totally just LOL'd. Good times... And THIS was when I met Peter. He says he's known me from birth. I was 5 years old when we met. Well, seen each other. My most favorite memory with this guy was when me, Softo, mom, Peter and his mom were at the Northway Mall in the ghetto part of Anchorage (The reason I say "ghetto" is because there are bullet holes on the side of the mall. No joke.) and Peter had to use the bathroom BADLY! I'll stop right there for the sake of Peter's existence. And I'm pretty sure you think you know what happened from just that one sentence.. But trust me, you're not even close. xD It was way funny.

I saw in someones blog in which they included their "recently purchased music" in the end of there blog... So why not?

Recently Purchased Music in iTunes:
Ke$ha
Hoobastank
Bruno Mars
Travie McCoy
and Paramore

Paramore's new single is so sick it is sweet. It's called "Monster." I also downloaded Cute Is What We Aim For from a website. I could've easily asked my sister Amber for their CD's, but I am desperate for new music. So desperate I bought Ke$ha's 2-album-one-price deal. She's alright.

I don't know what to name this blog post, so I'm going to put a song name, since this post is pretty randomly put together.

P.S.
I corrected myself in the sentence "I saw in someones blog..." It originally said "I seen in someones blog..." but for some reason I remembered what my teacher, Master Plan (A.K.A. Master P,) said,

"You didn't see the caribou, you SAW the caribou."

Haha that was a funny conversation.

P.S. to the P.S.
The title/song I chose for this post kinda fits and makes sense.

P.S. to the P.S. of the previous P.S.
Me and Morgan were on a team when we were playing Halo and Softo and James were on the other team. James and Softo were winning and rubbing it in our faces. We did not enjoy this. Then, after an explosion of skill bursted out of my head and into the focus of my game, me and Morgan totally DOMINATED James and Softo. We freakin killed them so hard. I did it for the glory. Ok, bye now.

Finished: 4:20 AM